Pissing the cream

When your busy

Yo g I'm pissing the cream sorry

by Rtfit7f July 10, 2020

Pissed on Payne

That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.

Wow you just got Pissed on Payne

by Paul Palmer September 08, 2017

One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends

Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!

by eric bisto October 24, 2020

Pirate piss

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.

Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024

Pirate piss

Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice

The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage June 11, 2024

Piss ass (verb)

The act of going to the bathroom sitting down , and after taking a piss you take a dump and the dump makes a splash so big that piss splashes back onto (and in some cases inside) your ass

Definition: piss ass (verb)

getting piss on (or in) your ass after taking a large shit.

Last night i took a dump so big i gave myself piss ass , worst feeling ever

by THe master bedroom March 22, 2023

Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

by LTG69969 January 17, 2024