New North Calidakotalina

A fake country. No tree huntin' out of season.

"say New North Calidakotalina."
"New North Cal... calid... califjdskfjaiwvbenkdlsldbhrejakvdhnvjfreds."

by FakeWordsYouThinkAreFake November 2, 2017

New York Pork

when a girl gets a pizza and strokes your penis with it, then you come on the pizza and she has to eat it

im about to give you a new york pork

by newyorkpork November 28, 2017

The New York Baptism

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.

I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.

by Toliman April 21, 2018

a whole new ballgame

A completely new situation

It's a a whole new ballgame for me, I've never make a music video before

by HorizM May 7, 2018

New Hampshire Avenue

Is known as one of the longest streets in DC, MD. Originally starting around the Kennedy Center NW & temporarily breaking off at 16th & U St. Uptown. It then restarts at Park Rd NW. New Hampshire, as it is referred to as, is one of the streets in the DMV heavily known for its hood and gang violence as it includes gangs such as: Folk Nation & MS13. And hoods such as: KDY, Shepherd Park, Blair Road, Hampshire Towers, Rittenhouse, Peabody St, Belford Towers, TP, 1000/1100 BrickSquad Aka Good Hope, Lockwood Dr. Aka White Oak, & Briggs Chaney. It ends going northeast in Brookeville, MD where it meets Georgia Ave for the second time, this time on the "Terp Side" (MD).

1.Wya Cuz?

I'm Uptown around 650, By Petworth Station
2. Wya ?
Im Out New Hampshire Ave by the LP Transit Station

F**k you doing Out Spanishville ?
New Hampshire Avenue: One of the longest streets in the D.C. metro Area

by DMV Metro 24/7 March 16, 2017

New Jersey Sunset

The act of smoking marijuana and receiving a handjob from a relative while sitting on the top of a hill in a farming community. For added pleasure they snort a bump of cocaine as they climax known as Bump Cumming.

Alex: "man you and your brother left the party pretty early last night, where did you guys go?"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"

by StonedWhiteKid May 25, 2016

New Snapchat Update

The shittiest update in the history of mankind. It recks your brain so if you want a brain teaser open your snapchat and try to solve the puzzle. It is absolute crap and it's almost impossible to get back to your old snapchat

Friend: Hey did you see my story yesterday

Me: I couldn't even find my story talkless about viewing yours

Example 2;

''Yes I dont have the new snapchat update''

*exits snapchat*
15 mins later
*goes on snapchat*
*sees snapchat has updated*
*swipes left*
*swipes right*
*takes a selfie*
****dazed and confused ****
*kills himself*

by TheOnlyGardenHose February 13, 2018