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Laing middle school

Laing middle school is hot like the People there
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Middle finger

well apparently according to bbc news, the middle fingers looks like a dick with the middle finger resembling a penis and the others fingers the ball sack.

it basically means fuck you or fuck off.

Used when you want to quietly express your hate to a person when your teacher or boss is near you, when u cant think of any roasts to roast the person, or when the person is far away and u dont wanna shout.

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him: hey i fucked yo girl last night, she was tight af
you: (flips the middle finger) i dont have a girl, that was my sister, and this finger is boutta go somewhere u dont like
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valley forge middle

a mix of smart, stupid, pretty, boys and girls. the best seven hours youll ever experience. when you leave, you miss it more than anything
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Middle School

So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.

Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.

Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"

"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
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Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
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Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people
That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending
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Clark Middle School

A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.
Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?

Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?

Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?

Sam : yes, that was me

*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
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