The New Mexican Advantage

When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.

He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.

by ygbyhb January 28, 2021

New York Rangers

A hockey team where all the New Jersey bandwagons root for and say it's cuz of their parents, like a bunch of unloyal fucks, and say they love the rangers while only knowing maybe 3 players

Bandwagon: "oh yeah I love the New York Rangers"
Actual hockey fan: "name 3 players"
Bandwagon: "Igon Shesterkin, Adam Fox, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Probably still a virgin July 31, 2022

Shoot a new turkey

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.

I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

by slippy frog September 20, 2014

A whole new breed

A girl named kaybmariee. She's always acting different. She's like a sister and doesn't even know her own type.

You're a whole new breed!

by bigmikekid June 4, 2019

New Project Syndrome

Feeling of sudden motivation to make a new project (video game, story, art etc.), mostly present at evenings and nights. It all starts in a rush and most of the time, projects get scrapped, abandoned, unfinished or cancelled.

"Hey dude, did you finish your game you wanted to make yesterday?"
"Oh, I gave up on it, I must've had a New Project Syndrome"
"Typical."

by hyperix June 11, 2022

The New York Baptism

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.

I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.

by Toliman April 21, 2018

New York Button

The button in an elevator used to close the doors shut. Although uncommon in the rest of the world, this button is used by New Yorkers because they are assholes.

New Yorker 1: Yo hit the New York button!
New Yorker 2: Fuck ya life, Bing Bong!

by Ernesto Salsa February 26, 2022