Chocolate Foot

Put your foot up another’s anus rectum (at least the big toe)

I just got the craziest chocolate foot from this asian girl.

by bajookieland69 February 26, 2026

Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.

"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.

"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."

by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024

Boys Football

An adorable little time scheduled throughout the month called "practice" or if they wanna be serious, a "game" where boys dress up in matching cute silly little costumes, call themselves a "team" and throw around a ball and play fight.

Sorry carol, I cant hang out today. I need to attend my sons *Boys Football* practice

by vampzx3 December 18, 2024

5 foot 8

The best possible height for a girl

Some guy: Bro I want a 5 foot 8 girl so bad

His friend: Same they’re literally perfect

by Roooooooo December 20, 2024

Gay football

A gay version of American football. Typical referring to Rugby or flag football.

Hey honey, I signed kids up for rugby. It safer because they tackle at the hips. Don't you dare sign my boy up for gay football.

by Scotty doesn't know January 1, 2025

dirty foot slayer

A guy that likes to have sex with a lot of dirty feet trailer trash sluts and brags about it.

You don't wanna hook up with that guy. He's a dirty foot slayer.
Ima slay me some dirty foot sluts tonight ya'll.
Who's down to slay some dirty foot?

by Lil Mama Mild Sauce January 17, 2025