Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.

The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Jesus it’s early

When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.

Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!

by Junior A god August 1, 2018

Fortnite Jesus

Some one who clutches up a game of Fortnite after their teammates dead

Omg your so good you must be Fortnite Jesus

by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023

Black Jesus

Amber

Holy shit look at black Jesus knees pop out of place

by Pro clubs god September 4, 2021

Jesus Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.

Have you read the Jesus family tomb?

by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010

jesus it

The Sexual Act of physically nailing a partner to a bed through the hands and ankles. Extreme BDSM and extremely kinky. Not recommended for couples in love as the partner could bleed out during sex.

John: "That girl I hooked up with last night is really crazy, she wanted to Jesus it last night"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"

by onesickmotherfo April 25, 2017