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David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.
“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”
by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025
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David

Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.
Guy 1: “Dude look at that tard over there
Guy 2: “DUDE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THAT MONGA HES A DAVID”
by Brother.Pudge2012 July 11, 2025
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David Cadieux

A feeble & frail “male”. Often seen extract camping in Tarkov with ESP. Known to be extremely gay when provoked. BE CAREFUL
look at dis nigga David Cadieux camping
by The Phantom Troupe July 17, 2025
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David

David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!
David: what the fuck is that!
Ricky: it’s a homeless girl masturbating
by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025
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David Icke

David Icke speaks on reptilian theory. Little did we know that this is controlled opposition. He is the reptilian. Go look at several of his videos or interviews and you will see the truth of his non-human form into the very thing he says he's exposing.
David Icke, is a very very good storyteller, so much though that he has everybody convinced that there are reptilians and they do not suspect that he is in fact one of them. He therefore gets to control the reptilian narrative.
by TheExposeroftheLIE August 8, 2025
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Davidson Electric Shock

One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.
“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄

“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”

“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.

You get the idea.
by Dree74 August 13, 2025
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Daviding

The raging affection to control all money and sources there of regardless of how insignificant the amount may be to the point of public display of childlike tantrums.
"Look at that grown man over there Daviding the change out of the Make-a-Wish well."

"My Husband is Daviding again this week, he tried to return a stick of used deodorant after he found out what I paid for it."
by Institute of Definitions August 15, 2025
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