A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.
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Get the David mug.Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.
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A feeble & frail “male”. Often seen extract camping in Tarkov with ESP. Known to be extremely gay when provoked. BE CAREFUL
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Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!
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Get the David mug.David Icke speaks on reptilian theory. Little did we know that this is controlled opposition. He is the reptilian. Go look at several of his videos or interviews and you will see the truth of his non-human form into the very thing he says he's exposing.
David Icke, is a very very good storyteller, so much though that he has everybody convinced that there are reptilians and they do not suspect that he is in fact one of them. He therefore gets to control the reptilian narrative.
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Get the David Icke mug.One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.
“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄
“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”
“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.
You get the idea.
“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”
“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.
You get the idea.
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"Look at that grown man over there Daviding the change out of the Make-a-Wish well."
"My Husband is Daviding again this week, he tried to return a stick of used deodorant after he found out what I paid for it."
"My Husband is Daviding again this week, he tried to return a stick of used deodorant after he found out what I paid for it."
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