Your God a fraud

The ultimate insult that not only kills the person exposed to it, but also kills their god as well as instantly teleport everyone in that belief into oblivion. The user has immunity to this insult even if they belong in the same belief.

John: Ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
John: ur niece obese

Carl: *power level increasing

John: ur family tree lgbt
Carl: your god a fraud
*suddenly, a whisper, a United cry, was heard around the world as millions were sucked into oblivion

Carl: no u

by nay theeu June 2, 2018

Loki the trickster god

If god didnt want us to enjoy him, he wouldn't of giving us that ass.

Growing up is where you stop being afraid of villains and start wanting to have sex with them.*cough cough* Loki the trickster god*cough*

by Moosedog March 9, 2019

Lit God/Goddess

Lit = Cool, Turnt
God/Goddess = Image, A person who is adored, or beauty

Or

It could mean you just a really cool ass person everyone likes / wishes to be you

-Wow she's a lit God/Goddess

- I know dude everyone likes her !

by Lit April 11, 2016

God Bless America

Something Canadians say before or after they or someone else do something that is dangerous, shameful, or unhealthy. By pretending to be American while doing something stupid, you are implying that that is quite normal for Americans to do (which it usually is).

Gord: Are you seriously eating that donut, broski?

Todd: Don't judge me. It's a treat.

Gord(American Accent): God Bless America.

by trueparf July 30, 2021

What in god's name!?

Used when you're in a situation that would generally not be considered common, requiring the reason/s behind its existence. By referring the name of god means that this situation is unholy and you're asking god why has he allowed this to happen. Normally it is combined with the world "fucking" resulting in the phrase "What in god's fucking name!?" though this phrase is used by believers of god, people who are generally christian or people who are just too innocent to use swear words.

You: *Is casually walking down the hall*
Your roommate: Ugh! YEAH!
You: *Sees your roommate humping a pillow* What in god's name!?

by A nerd stick October 28, 2021

letting God choose

Slapping the screen in Kahoot because you don't know the answer.

I dunno what this one is, I'll just go with letting God choose.

by pheae June 21, 2017

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021