May Day

The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.

Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!

by PCAFJACKB March 12, 2021

May 7

Raegyn’s birthday
On this day you have to subscribe to her YouTube @raegynisswaggy

“It’s may 7”
“Okay and…”
“Have you subscribed to raegyn yet?”
“No I haven’t, thanks for reminding me!”

by rumplestiltskinswife February 25, 2022

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

cape may tech

the school where kids go when their gay, have skill issue, or vape everyday and lungs are about to disintegrate.

Steve: Yea I go to cape may tech
Karl: Yea I go to MIDDLE township high school

Paul: So you’re gay?

by hawkman October 28, 2021

May 20

It's the day when the absolute sweetheart of a person was born. This person is charming, lovely and kind. They're strong and gives a bundle of joy to everyone around them. May they be happy and successful always✨️

Hey do you know what day it is ?
Everyone knows it's may 20 and it's our sweetheart's day.
Yeah it is!

by Chonno November 20, 2024

May 27th

National Falsettos day.

Trina dies today at 8

"Yo dude, did you hear Trina and Mendel are getting married?"

"You say you'll love him until you both die. You die on May 27th at 8."

by Myleslmao May 29, 2024

May 24th

National grab that cake day. Go out and make sure to get a few smacks in and grab it a lot. Make sure to put your whole hand on it. Make sure to have a hand on that cake while they’re walking.

Make sure to grab your girlfriend’s cake on May 24th!

by Professor Batter May 22, 2020