walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

sand pie

When sand gets into your ‘pie’

Aww Monica got sand pie and now my cocks in tatters

by Sandypi April 8, 2021

Shellie Pie

A very camp shephards pie served with booze

OMAGOSH i have to have some shellie pie like right NOW

by GG ESTELLA May 11, 2011

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

Cheese pie

A cream pie but with cheese

Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over

Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t

Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.

Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!

Then Becky dumped his ass

by Boner boy June 28, 2020

Mud pie

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.

Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro

by Skirka October 31, 2021

Butt pie

But pie is when people have anal sex and then go down on each other.

#1 Man, I clowned that girl. # 2 How? I have her a Butt pie, but I didn't eat back!

by Sasha#forgetaboutit February 9, 2019