Anal Tuma

you

Doctor: *fingers patient and feels a bump*
The Bump: *you a fucking Anal Tuma

by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018

anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

honor anal

Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.

“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend

“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”

by Tgphelps February 6, 2018

anal wockee slush

when a man puts his dick in your bum and sturs it until poo flows to the rim of the anal cavity when you do this the man pisses in the bum

that mate jimmy did an anal wockee slush last night with his girlfriend

i wish i could do that

by coolcif April 16, 2021

Anal Shishkabob

When a man, at climax, removes his penis from the anus of his partner and there is pooh surrounding it like a meat shishkabob.

Bro, I had anal sex the other day too soon after we had a meal, and I got the anal shishkabob.

by 9asummit April 30, 2025

Anal

Penetration

Person 1: Anal
Person 2: Penetration
Person 1: Good boy
Person 2: :D

by Penis Man Lover E E 3 July 31, 2020

Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration

a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first

by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023