Top Shagger

Miss McNeil.

Erin said to Charlotte ‘Miss McNeil is defo a top shagger’

by erando January 20, 2020

Top shagger

WillNE

It's that simple

Just willNE

WillNE is the top shagger

by GeorgeMemeulous December 22, 2020

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Up top

An exclamation directed towards someone who made a really funny joke, or if someone cool just happened.

*Your friend gets the lowest grade on the test*
You: Yoooo good job man Up Top!
(no high five occurs because you don't have any friends)

Gael: A man walks into a bar. He says "ow"
You: Up top!
(high five)

by Br0der March 13, 2020

Venician Top

A sex move that constitutes having a man have a girl float on the surface of water and penetrating her from below, while at the same time, spinning her on his penis. Named after the Floating city name of Venice. Scuba gear or breathing apparatus is recommended.

Mateo: Hey Andrea looks kinda wore out, no?
Luigi (With accompanying hand movements): Yeah I gave her a little Venician Top, you know what I'm saying?

by KrakMan January 28, 2022

Tits and top hats

Good, classy, excellent.

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

Sharpener Top

A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.

Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.

Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.

by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025