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Morris' Law

The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.
Morris' Law has overtaken Moore's law now that TSMC has no real competition.
by PD W April 8, 2025
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Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law
by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023
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second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed.
3- 2C1R-in-law.
My second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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self-in-law

My spouse is my self-in-law.
by KNN128 May 21, 2021
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other-laws

classification of relationships that cannot be defined by traditional family titles or by in-law(s) -- relationships usually evolve through divorce, common-law marriage or couples who have children together but never marry
When Amy, the wife of Kate's ex-husband, wrote an article about Beth, Kate's current husband's ex-wife, some of their other-laws were confounded to realize that Amy and Beth's ships had not only passed; they had collided!
by Vivifier May 14, 2020
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Godwin's Law

Godwin's Law states that "the longer a heated Internet discussion goes on for, the more likely it is that someone will compare their opponent(s) to Hitler, the Nazis, or Nazi Germany in general."
Anyone who invokes Godwin's Law in an argument is said to automatically lose by default, even if it is perfectly reasonable; because if you resort to comparing your opponent to arguably the most evil dictator in the world obviously implies that A) You know you're wrong, B) You've run out of ideas, and C) You're a sore loser and want to make your opponent look bad, even though it does the exact opposite.

The only (incredibly rare) exception is if the person is legitimately comparable to him (for example, if they are massively racist, especially anti-Semitic, for no discernible reason), but even then it usually still has the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022
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Ketan's Law

Any movement that has a name that implicitly insults everyone else working on a problem as ineffective, irrational, or unrealistic is guaranteed to be trash.
by paulmwatson May 16, 2025
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