Bird

Bird (noun)
/bərd/

A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.

“He’s not complicated, sis — he’s just a bird.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”

by KushySaratoga June 21, 2025

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hoagie's little black pussy bird

1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.

2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"

"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"

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bird

the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.

okay let's start over.

can we?

i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.

mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.

by chris doan January 9, 2005

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Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.

A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"

by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025

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