Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan

AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there

by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021

ryan

my friend who i've been crushing on for 8 months. everything about him is perfect. his fluffy red hair, his minecraft obsession, the fact he agrees with everything i say.

oh yes, ryan is here today!

by spatula stan May 30, 2021

Ryan Doan

The most common synonym for cringe.

That's so Ryan Doan of you..

by starinxies September 1, 2024

Ryan’s Upright Hoes

A tenawesome pimp daddy named Ryan who has upright hoes, not hunched over hoes. Only upright.

Ryan’s upright hoes aren’t hunched over. Ryans hoes are upright.

by Ryans Upright Hoes October 3, 2024

Ryan Nikain

Ryan Nikain is the RIZZLER. He gets all the girls and is 34-0. Boys are jealous because of his RIZZ. He mosses people in football and is unstoppable!!!!

Ryan Nikain is a rizzler

by rizzlerryane October 20, 2024

Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."

by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024

Ryan

Ryan is the most incredible guy in the world. Not only is he sweet, caring, driven, hilarious, and overall incredible, but he is also the most handsome guy known in the universe. Everyone with a ryan in their life is the luckiest person in the world

“Who’s that super incredible person!?”
“Oh thats just ryan”

by Madsthebads November 25, 2024