by TheBrutusBoy October 15, 2020
Get the Ratmug. The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.
Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”
by Cathman17 April 28, 2021
Get the splinter the ratmug. A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!
by Trooper1129 December 6, 2019
Get the Rat Scratchingmug. A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
by Brever February 22, 2019
Get the Crank Ratsmug. by the ghetto gurl 2k19 March 7, 2019
Get the ratmug. 
