Newbury park is fun if you aren't rich and snobby. If you're not holed up in Dos Vientos and your parents aren't too strict, Newbury is a really cool place to walk around. It's small and only has one McDonald's, which is why the natural features like the mountains make up the 'exciting' part of town. But everyone's cats die and coyotes keep shitting in peoples yards.
Jimmy: Where are you from?
Muhleesa: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Don't say you live in Dos Vientos.
Muhlisa: Hell no, I spent most of my time building forts and shit or trying to hike Mt. Boney.
Jimmy: Good.
Muhleesa: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Don't say you live in Dos Vientos.
Muhlisa: Hell no, I spent most of my time building forts and shit or trying to hike Mt. Boney.
Jimmy: Good.
by zyznx December 28, 2022
Get the Newbury Parkmug. Noun; A 6-7 out’ve 10. Does herself up to be a modest 8. Usually from a nicer area of town (Bonita Springs, Naples), in some case originating from San Carlos itself, although rarely a local. Introduced to “The Park” between 18-25, due to minimal exposure to degeneracy and debauchery in youth, quickly falls in love with the first male to give her attention from the streets of SCP. This happens fast and obsessively due to experiencing lowlife behavior thought to be missed out in youth (drinking, smoking, partying). Male is typical 4-6 out’ve 10, Hispanic or White, and dates younger girls with low self esteem as that’s all he can get. See TRASH for more detailed description.
“Dude, did you see who’s she’s dating!? She left HIM for THIS guy. Yeah bro, we knew her since we were kids, what the hell happened?”
“Damn bro, she’s lost her mind and really downgraded her life. What a Park Princess!”
“Damn bro, she’s lost her mind and really downgraded her life. What a Park Princess!”
by rockbigcock August 13, 2022
Get the Park Princessmug. I saw an older guy with a corvette in a handicap spot without a tag waiting for his son to go get his viagra prescription, so he can play with his amusement park.
by jondich September 3, 2021
Get the Play With His Amusement Parkmug. A Jurassic Park-themed, choose-your-own-adventure game made by Telltale Games and set after the events of the movie. It's technically non-canon, and is known in the community for having really dumb moments, and a questionable artstyle.
by GGP5858 March 17, 2023
Get the Jurassic Park The Gamemug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Pablo Escobar's Prison Will Turn To An AMusemen Park, hopefully<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by BobMcNOodle January 7, 2025
Get the Park Ridgemug. by Igetlotsofpussy February 10, 2021
Get the Sanilands Parkmug.