Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.
by nofun March 06, 2014
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Poo Storm

A big brown storm of feces. It’s when you go like wildfire in the bathroom and it comes out so fast and furious they name a movie after it. It’s painful and messy and a whirlwind of emotions. Its the last think you want to happen.
Person 1: Hey Joey, why is your uncle staying in a hotel?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.

Person 1: Oh shit man.

Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.
by Eerie-leo July 30, 2019
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Even worse than regular old curse words 😨 super super bad (can be used as noun and adjective)
A: “omg I just failed my test”
B: “mine is frickity frackity poo material.”
A: “omg what’d u get”
B: “the teacher didn’t like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%”
A: “what the frickity frackity poo”
by iamusingthisusername October 01, 2023
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Poo Cheese

Homeboy1... Say man you see them new LeBron's
Homeboy2... Yeah bro, them hos poo cheese like a mufuka

Dude1.... Say bro fire up the blunt
Dude2.... Damn bro I smoked it while you were gone
Dude1.... Maaaan that's poo cheese like a mfr
by Smartmouthasshole October 03, 2018
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Poo Boy

A person who eats bakes Daily and has a major skill issue
Are you eating bakes again your such a poo boy

Charlie put them bakes down your such a poo boy

Ooo Charlie you better not be eating them bakes again you Poo Boy
by 2D bodward November 03, 2022
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Poo boy

The male equivalent to a basic bitch, will always try to pull the blondes with fake tits and lip filler, typically found watching love island/ex on the beach sporting skin tight clothes and shitty lion, clock or rose tattoo's.
Bro 1: what the fuck is that orange cunt doing here?
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.
by Gary Dave September 23, 2023
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tinky poo poo

When your dog has to go outside and relieve itself. This refers to the dog having to both urinate and move it’s bowels .
Do you have to make a “tinky poo poo?”
by October 25, 2020
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