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Bum aids

I have bum aids
by Louiecolenso May 14, 2018
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Pokey chokey bum wank

To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)
I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
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Mookie bum bum

Mookie bum bum means that you are excited and have nothing to say
by Bigbeanbrain February 27, 2020
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Bumming

Kid: hehehehehe, Tinky Winky bumming LaLa!
by Reinbokuru April 16, 2024
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Bum

Common phrase used to describe a beautiful lady.
John: hey look at that lady what a bum ;)
Derek: yeah she’s definitely a bum I’d give it to her
by Butthole27484 June 25, 2019
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bum

1. A loser
2. Somebody who won't do a basic thing to stand out in society
Tommy: Alex won't watch football at all, even on Super Bowl Sunday
Daniel: Whatta bum
by Shecallmemrboombastic July 28, 2019
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Big bum wiki

A girl who is a massive flirt and always wants a shag and absolutely adores a girl named charleigh who can’t get over her ex so she decides to fuck him around also she likes doing streaks in her fit thongs she’s also a massive Tory
Aye yo babes Big bum wiki has the fattest badonkadonk
by Lynx Africa October 13, 2019
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