michaelman1 

The number one combatant and leader in the history of the CA.

The future owner of the Continental Army, and the undisputed, undefeated GOAT.

"Oh my.. we are going against michaelman1.. we've already been doomed."

michaelman1 by michaelman1's servant January 15, 2022

Michael Pena 

A guy who drinks hotdog water for hydration during basketball games. His brother Rico hates him.

“You see that light skinned guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.”

Michael Pena by BigNorth January 19, 2022

Michael Pena 

Drinks hotdog water to stay hydrated during his basketball games. Rico hates him. Kinda slow too

You see that guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.

Michael Pena by BigNorth January 19, 2022

Michael 

Michael is a real nigga.

Michaels my nigga

Michael by Jason Bolivian January 19, 2022

Michael 

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge

IDK HOW TO DO A SENTENCE WITH MICHAEL LMFAIJDNSCIJNEDn

Michael by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022

Michael 

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
Hey you see that guy over there?

idk what to do with michael vkc

Michael by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022

Michael 

A big ass forehead nigga who tries to pull girls with his big ass forehead. But gets none.

also known as a gay dude

"Hey guys" - Michael

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVE A BF" - girl he tryna pull

Michael by HumptyDumptySatOnaWallHisfatas January 28, 2022