Blow Joe Day

Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦

Happy Blow Joe Day!

by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022

The Joe Mama Wars

It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.

Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.

by JoeMama Keeper November 3, 2021

Billy-Joe touch

A deadly virus that could be spread by Billy-Joe

Ahh! You got the Billy-Joe touch!

by YesBestie May 24, 2021

The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

by anonymous August 30, 2021

cup o' Joe

usually a cup of tea, coffee, hot coco, etc.

I'ma have a cup o' Joe real quick

by dictonaryboy June 1, 2023

sloppy joe

sloppy cunt

-You're such a sloppy cunt!
-shhh there are kids around
-ohhh! you're such a sloppy joe!

by ptaztic April 8, 2010

Joe Biden

An old fuck who sniffs children , can’t form a sentence , can’t walk on stairs , can’t balance on a bike , and should not be president

The first time you were able and you had to do something about the situation you had with your family you had a hard life you didn’t want it and now you’re going through a turkey - Joe Biden

by Trump2024ong July 26, 2023