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Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
Have you read the Jesus family tomb?
by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010
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Gentle Jesus

the greatest song made by the greatest band "uncle's gun"
man, I love Gentle Jesus by uncle's gun, its the best song in the world!
by Bone Cane May 28, 2024
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Gen Z Jesus

A person who embodies a modern-day figure of positivity, social justice, and guidance. Known for balancing compassion, humor, and a big personality, Gen Z Jesus inspires their community by challenging outdated norms, promoting inclusivity, and uplifting others. Often seen as a blend of influencer and modern sage, Gen Z Jesus encourages people to live authentically, tackle social issues, and seek inner growth—all while connecting through real talk and down-to-earth vibes.
She's basically the Gen Z Jesus of our friend group!
by ara_eek November 11, 2024
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Radio Jesus

The greatest, best looking, squish chasing, beer chugging, tobacco chewing son of a trucker in the by God county.

If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.
"Bruh, nobody is cooler than Rick Flair."
"Radio Jesus son."
"Damn bruh. Got me there."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
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Jesus Christ

(To the editors, please let this be approved. I am in no way trying to impose my beliefs on anyone, as I am not forcing anyone to convert to Christianity and am not trying to offend anyone either. All I want to do is help people because Christ saved my life when I was in a really bad spot and would like for others to feel the same amount of joy as I am right now. Thank you)
Jesus Christ- A character from the Holy Bible. Many believe Jesus Christ is fictional, but there is a ton of historical proof that says Jesus Christ really did exist and really did die on the cross. Moreover, a lot of people have decided not to put their faith in Jesus Christ, as they believe that the whole notion of there being a god who will save us all is asinine. This is wrong for two reasons.
Jesus Christ is the way and the true and the life
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Jesus it’s early

When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.
Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!
by Junior A god August 1, 2018
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