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A creepy website that shows Urban Dictionary your friends list and than they tell you to creepily give your Facebook friend a masturbate mug. The Facebook founder should be in Jail for more than just forever.
Hey! Alejandro did you here about how creepy Facebook is.
Alejandro: Yeah! Facebook sucks.
by Muffinmanstudios January 16, 2020
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facebook energy

Energy from a meme you see that makes you think of originates from Facebook
"Your meme has Facebook Energy" "what do you mean I thought it was funny"
by Ya'and March 9, 2020
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Facebook

The Facebook is a dangerous social media that takes control of the elderly's brain using biochemical reactions and is very nefarious to one's mind, it also lets the government spy on you and takes control of your brain and trick you that the earth is flat because they want to cut funding to NASA to pay the debt to China, although this is rare and is only applies to a small fraction of people (if you believe that the earth is flat the CIA took over your mind). All data on Facebook is fed to The Zuc, an evil mastermind trying to dominate us all but to no avail.
Person 1: Check out this funny minion meme on Facebook
Meme: *Respect your parents they passed school without Google.
Person 2: Oh shit, the CIA has access to your brain, you shall be cleansed.
Person 1: Fuck you! The earth is flat and vaccines are a hoax.
Person 2: *Fucking kills Person 1 with a Desert Eagle 50cal.
Person 2: bruh
by Mike Oxrweelibig May 20, 2020
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Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
by Weshboy May 22, 2020
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(verb) using a book to hit the face of sb with great force
jim apologised for facebook-ing tony
by humansrweird June 3, 2020
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Instagrams grandfather
Facebook is for oldies
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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Facebook Slander

Facebook slander is when someone mainly a fake friend deletes or blocks you and then spreads false accusations and rumors trying to get others against you,usually only cowards are guilty of this and usually get their asses beaten to a pulp in the end
So you like to Facebook slander others because you think its cool and you're a coward because you wouldn't say it to their face.
by peasenoff smells July 29, 2020
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