Sex Balls

tiny particulates (when the love juices mix with lint or any type of fabric) that accumulate on the blanket under two people having sex. (usually easier to notice after the act is finished)

Rub your blanket next time if you don't believe it.

"wow we had a good one there"

"yeah we did, feel all these sex balls!!"

by astronautpen January 21, 2008

sweaty balls

When a fat males thighs rub together trapping his balls in the middle causing them to sweat like a steamy bath

Holy shit, his boxers are soaked and thats not cum

by PAki chan January 12, 2006

party ball

An approximate 18" in diameter plastic, round container that is filled with crappy to mediocre (at best) quality beer. The recepticle is tapped, then is typically hovered over by a group of broke, underage college students who proceed to drink the equivalent of 8 beers out of their first 12 pack (or so they say). Traditionally, this festivity occurs around ones payday or b-day (when they receive money from their grandparents).

Hey everyone, I got paid today. Let's get a party ball in the dorm room and we'll be really cool. We'll have enough to keep drinking off of it for 3 weeks, when it's nice and rancid.

by hairbands forever December 9, 2008

Pleasure balls

Pleasure balls are inserted into the vagina, both to stimulate and to generate orgasms. (Regular use may also help strengthen the PC muscle, which can enhance sexual pleasure in general.) The exact sensations and effects are sometimes subtle, and they may vary greatly from woman to woman.

She was having trouble orgasming, so I got her some pleasure balls to speed up the process.

by ricosayskaboom December 9, 2007

Story Balls

An emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. The effects can be similar to blue balls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.

Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......

Pause.....

Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.

Tim: She passed out.

Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?

by burlyballs February 1, 2010

drunk balls

The capacity of one man, while intoxicated, to talk to/ask out a woman that he would not normally be able to talk to while sober. Usually happens late at night after heavy drinking

Man I was so faded last night I had the drunk balls to ask Alyssa out

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by 5th floor mcnary March 13, 2010

Walt's Balls

A condition where years of the Earth's gravitational pull has taken effect upon the scrotum of older men. Extreme cases of Walt's balls will extend past the confines conventional underware and will necessitate a special garment to holster said scrotum. Extreme caution needs to be taken by the wielder of Walt's balls as they could cause considerable damage to self and others. Walt's balls should be used for good, not evil.

Dude: Linda your husband has a bad case of Walt's balls, I can see them hanging out of his bermuda shorts.
Linda: Yeah... you should see the bruise on my sternum.
Dude: WOW.

by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009