Anal

Love

Give me anal

by blue waffles January 23, 2021

Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 4, 2024

Anal wire

The chord that connects your ass to your stomach

Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.

by DHUijfgdasygg August 8, 2020

anal driving

when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good

andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”

paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”

by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017

Anal crong

Accidental anal

When you’re having sex and your penis slips in to the ass accidentally

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020

Anal lemonade

Anal lemonade is a term used when you piss into someone’s anus and then they pour it back out into a cup, which creates ANAL LEMONADE

I’m really in the mood for some Anal lemonade

by Annaconda67 June 19, 2024

minsies anal

Minimum anal. The minimum level of sexual activity you wish to settle for being anal. Commonly heard in LSA PoGo

If I were to bang Donna I'd want minsies anal

by MinsiesAnal May 9, 2018