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b: People who are possibly cray.. that intentionally go against FDA compliance to find a way around the system, ensuring that the threat of new covid variants emerging from, “so-called hype” on television media markets (the news), will not impact their already fragile health and they get a FOURTH vaccine shot, not knowing the inherent risks. (But let’s be honest… do any of us really know what the risks really are? 🧐)
c: A smart mother-fucker that isn’t going to be caught dead… going dead; ESPECIALLY from these dumb ass un-masked, “I want my freedom”… people that probably don’t wash their hands either (but are the first to go out in public hacking all over the place).
d: A person named Erin, that did it JUST for a person named Kevin, whom after lying and telling her he was vaxxed even though he knew she has an auto-immune disease, and coerced her out of her place for the first time during her healing process… had the nerve on their first date to #Truthbomb her and let her know he was NOT VAXXED and AGAINST vaccinations… and then proceed to say to her verbatim; “Look, if we can allow YOU GUYS to get ABORTIONS… then….” 😳😳😳😨🤯😡🤬🔥😐😑😶🙄😵 💫 She got sick after that date. For TWO weeks. Here’s to you Kevin. 🖕🏼 You’re lucky it wasn’t covid. #blessyourheart
b: People who are possibly cray.. that intentionally go against FDA compliance to find a way around the system, ensuring that the threat of new covid variants emerging from, “so-called hype” on television media markets (the news), will not impact their already fragile health and they get a FOURTH vaccine shot, not knowing the inherent risks. (But let’s be honest… do any of us really know what the risks really are? 🧐)
c: A smart mother-fucker that isn’t going to be caught dead… going dead; ESPECIALLY from these dumb ass un-masked, “I want my freedom”… people that probably don’t wash their hands either (but are the first to go out in public hacking all over the place).
d: A person named Erin, that did it JUST for a person named Kevin, whom after lying and telling her he was vaxxed even though he knew she has an auto-immune disease, and coerced her out of her place for the first time during her healing process… had the nerve on their first date to #Truthbomb her and let her know he was NOT VAXXED and AGAINST vaccinations… and then proceed to say to her verbatim; “Look, if we can allow YOU GUYS to get ABORTIONS… then….” 😳😳😳😨🤯😡🤬🔥😐😑😶🙄😵 💫 She got sick after that date. For TWO weeks. Here’s to you Kevin. 🖕🏼 You’re lucky it wasn’t covid. #blessyourheart
Person 1: Hey- did you hear about that new covid variant they detected out of Europe the other day?
Person 2: Yep! I sure did.. and if they don’t start handing out the green light soon, I’m gonna have to find my own way to get myself double-boosted.
Person 1: I hear that! LMK if you turn into a alien or start getting magnetized or something. See ya!
Person 2: Yep! I sure did.. and if they don’t start handing out the green light soon, I’m gonna have to find my own way to get myself double-boosted.
Person 1: I hear that! LMK if you turn into a alien or start getting magnetized or something. See ya!
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An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.
An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.
“I was over Al’s house and I upperdecker double blumpkin’d his toilet. That thing was flowing brown all day”
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