zitty pie

A zitty pie is a pie that is made of zit-mayonaise. It's really great, really.

Yesterday my mom made a zitty pie out of my zits.

by DonutCallMe May 15, 2018

The Devil's Pie

The REAL definition. Obtaining wealth/fame by any means possible and I mean any means.

"She is sleeping with all the top executives just for a slice of the Devil's Pie.

by Prince Rameek September 12, 2023

Slutty Shepheards Pie

To be used when you and a flatmate share a meal, smash a bottle of wine and then have sex.

Me and Rachel had a slutty shepheards pie last night!

by EvanFromSuperbad90 November 8, 2021

Dirty chin pie

The act of rubbing a two day old chin stubble onto a erogenous zone for sexual pleasure.

My old lady loves a bit of dirty chin pie

Nothing could make Susan climax quite like a good old dirty chin pie

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023

Scream Pie

A "Scream Pie" is a lewd act, in which one's throat is shafted at an inclined angle. Upon climax a participant will make a deposit in the receiving party's cheek. Lastly, the participant holds the receiving party's head at a donward angle and delivers a firm, but loving slap to the load bearing cheek, thus forcing the deposit to explode from the receiving party's mouth.

No, Becky.... What makes you think you can come meet my family for Thanksgiving? This is not a relationship. I Gave you a Scream Pie one time in the back of a Logan's Roadhouse, but that is ALL this was. Please stop putting your used tampons under my windsheild wipers.

by DirtySam October 29, 2022

Pie eater

Tasker eats all the pies

Pie eater, That big fat cu*t is at the pie shop again. eating all the pies, leaves none for no one that fat cu*t

by Big ho55 April 9, 2020

Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018