I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

When you put the Super Idol lyrics to English using the Google translate.
Then you're probably as twice as bored.

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh March 9, 2022

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Water

soup

mm that water was really good
bro the soup you just had looks good

by hahahhahahahahahahahha L bozos April 21, 2022

Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019

Disco Water

A pre-game drink mixed with cheap vodka and lemon squash

Jeff: Are we gonna pre-game before the party?
Joe: Hell yeah I already made the disco water.

by powerpoint13 October 5, 2023

Water

Why would you look up water on ud. go and do something with your life like going to disney world, go watch twd, play fallout new vegas. now fuck off

You need water to survive

by AffectionateBananaa January 23, 2021