A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
by SyncreticPriestess June 18, 2024
"Pocket Fuck" describes the sexual encounter with a small and light person, for example, achild's body is very "handy" and therefore easily useable.
So, a person can use a child as an alternative dildo and fuck him while walking, etc.
So, a person can use a child as an alternative dildo and fuck him while walking, etc.
by CherAmi December 26, 2018
Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa
by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018
When your penis inadvertently acts as a stylus and performs an operation on your phone.
Background History
If my phone is in my front left pocket(penal curve side) I am 10 times more likely to pocket dial someone. I have met many others that experience the same issue.
Background History
If my phone is in my front left pocket(penal curve side) I am 10 times more likely to pocket dial someone. I have met many others that experience the same issue.
by Mastro-K January 13, 2016
POCKET LIKE
ˈpäkət-līk
preposition
1. touching the LIKE button while in a small bag sewn into or on clothing so as to form part of it, used for carrying small articles.
2. touching oneself inappropriately through the front of the pants
ˈpäkət-līk
preposition
1. touching the LIKE button while in a small bag sewn into or on clothing so as to form part of it, used for carrying small articles.
2. touching oneself inappropriately through the front of the pants
E.G. 1 - I just pocket liked something on Facebook by accident.
E.G. 2 - I just picked liked something in my pants, and its my penis.
E.G. 2 - I just picked liked something in my pants, and its my penis.
by PocketPoolPlayer October 10, 2013
Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.
Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.
“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023
by AuntJemimasSandwiches January 10, 2019