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Michael is ugly and fat
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Michael

Michael is the most sweet hearted person you will ever find. He’s nice and a bit of a dork! Michael will always stick by you no matter what! through your ups and downs he will always be there! He will do anything for his loved ones. An overall amazing person to be around. Michael’s charm is immaculate and you hate when he’s not around you because you miss him so much! Honestly, the best part of a Michael is that they are truly themselves all the time:)
“hey have you seen Michael ”
“Yes and I can’t take my eyes off him!”
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Who the fuck is Michael?
Sounds like a well hung guy , but who the fuck is Michael ?
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Who the fuck is Michael ?
‘ sound alike a well hung guy , but who the fuck is Michael ?
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Michael

Michael is a sexy , handsome and caring Michael is someone you can rely on for help and he will always be there when you down
Michael is caring loving and handsome
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Doesn’t need a lot to be smart but takes a lot to be stupid
Michael is the wrong dune coon
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michael bortolussi

Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.
honey get the michael bortolussi im feeling romantical
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