May 24th

Kick someone in the ball's day

Person 1: Come here~
Person 2: why?
Person 1: so I can kick you in the balls ofc
Person 2: aw man its may 24th again...

by Cheeseburgerman2425 May 24, 2024

The May Turn

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.

I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.

by waynemeister June 10, 2017

May 6th

National suck a friend day.

"Happy may 6th"

"Alright get it over with"

by AlfaSigmamale May 4, 2024

mai nhi

mai nhi is really cool and i think everyone should be a fan of her

oh, mai nhi is so cool !

by azerty1245 December 24, 2022

May 21

National: Buy Kuhle food day

I can't wait for May 21 so I can buy Kuhle food!

by OfficialNationalDay May 20, 2021

May 7th

The day mattiesoot was born

Him:Wake up its may 7th!
Her:So what
Him:Its the editor mattiesoot's birthday!

by mattiesoot February 1, 2022

May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023