by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025
Get the jesus hair mug.Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>
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Get the <.7.9.7.6>Chantel De Jesus Robles<.7.9.7.6.> mug.by MofotheeG May 15, 2025
Get the Jesus mug.Jesus was known to bring together people. So a Jesus party is where friends of friends can meet your other friends.
Is it cool if I bring my best friend Max to the party?
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
by binzianer May 28, 2025
Get the Jesus party mug.The son of God according to the Christian Faith. He is charitable, kind and loves everyone, even minorities, despite what "Christians" may say. It has been claimed that he died and resurrected, though this has been unproven. Notably, on May 31st 2025, he was reborn as a Furry Femboy identical in appearance to the fictional character Reggie The Rat made by Whygena.
Person 1: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN JESUS GOT REBORN AS A FURRY FEMBOY WHAT THE FUCK
Person 2: I can't tell if this is blasphemy or not due to it being true.
Person 3: this is the funniest shit ever oh my god
Person 2: I can't tell if this is blasphemy or not due to it being true.
Person 3: this is the funniest shit ever oh my god
by Silly Billy, unintelligent June 2, 2025
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