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The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
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by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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dog water

Typically an insult or some random thing somebody just came up with in their head to say to someone.

Dog water can be also used to describe somebody who really likes being in water, also some people describe them as
a "dog rat".
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Water

Natural liquid that i recommend you should be drinking right now.
God: i have just created water.
Humans: Cool, can we drink it?
God: Fuck you, All of the water is now salty.
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the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it
dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her
by doom308 December 24, 2010
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Salt water pool

Slang term for the NSFW side of the internet.
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