Fuck Fees

Any monetary, health, or emotional distress resulting from having sex with someone.

He was stuck paying a high alimony and/or child support. He's really paying the Fuck Fees.

by Oberon247 May 17, 2008

Fuck boy

A guy who is there for sex. Nothing more. Yuh call him and he fucks you. And he leaves. Nothing more. No attachment. It's the opposite of side piece

That is just my "fuck boy". He was here last night. He's my side piece

by Steelbalz July 28, 2016

A Fucking Mike

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016

Fuck Elon

This (#FuckElon), and #KillElon, are hashtags to cuss Elon Musk of Twitter. Elon bans this, and other cussing phrases that is offensive to him for

At Musk's Twitter, we don't remove spambots or pornbots, we remove YOU, we don't you peasants to stay here. This literally means Elon will keep bots and his favourite human accounts. Wow, Fuck Elon.

by Shiine-1 May 13, 2023

Fuck Welts

Multiple bruises and raised red marks emanating from the vaginal vacinity as a result of slappy coitus.

I didn't think the dick-slapping would cause such well-defined fuck welts.

by Schmedley Finkelstein November 28, 2010

fuck cow

A female that is being used sexually in a relationship that has no commitment from their partner.

What am I? Just a fuck cow to you?!

by DDDMagic April 16, 2017

Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

by cincycats51 May 14, 2014