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crack

what that really creepy 5th grade gym teacher does in the bathroom each morning
ME: hey i think that gym teacher is on crack

my friend: yeas definitely he is tweaking all the time
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 21, 2021
mugGet the crackmug.

Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.
*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.
by Etiquette101 January 8, 2025
mugGet the Crack Attackmug.

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.
by D Conte January 13, 2008
mugGet the crack the melonmug.

Cracked

Daniel: “Yo zach, i jus cracked this femboy

Zach: “nga i was that femboy
by CH4OS3 September 17, 2025
mugGet the Crackedmug.
used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"
by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
mugGet the get your dick outta your crack!mug.

crack

Something you shouldn't do. Stay in school kids..
Friend: "hey want some crack?! All the cool kids are doing it"

You: "no thanks that's bad"
by ggal September 15, 2015
mugGet the crackmug.

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