I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

When you put the Super Idol lyrics to English using the Google translate.
Then you're probably as twice as bored.

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh March 9, 2022

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

West Lib Water slide

The act of covering your naked partner in butter and sliding them down a park bench

"Hey baby, let's go to the park for a West Lib Water slide".

by Marstootall November 14, 2014

water

wa’er is a type of molten rock or lava. this is due to the fact that ice is made of of minerals and is therefore a rock by definition, look it up for a better explanation, so ye wa’er is lava. frag u society :3

AHH THE WATER IT BURNS

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

Slutty Water

Pouring Hot Black coffee on a large cup of ice and drinking it as is. Resulting in
mostly melted ice cubes and and very diluted coffee. It's easy, gets the job done, and hydrates you.

Bill: "I need an ice coffee but I don't wanna go through all the work"

Buck "Shut the hell up brother and just pour yourself a damn Slutty Water we got the hot coffee brewed you big pussy"

by Goaaswdfaedd December 26, 2019

Trafalgar D. Water Law

A very sexy man from the anime One Piece. He is 6'3" tanish, tattoos, muscley, has medium/shortish length black, wavyish, hair, he has grey eyes but gold in the manga. He has a goatee, he has a nice voice and he says "room shambles" he's a doctor, a swoardsman and a captian

Man, trafalgar d. Water law is so fine. I want law to bring me to pound town 😔

by Ggg_ooogle July 16, 2025