lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug. 
This has nothing to do with the word. I'm not going to let you make my create artificial intelligence for free and without any credit. If you won't pay, your kids will.
Hym "And I won't even have to ask them to do it. I'm not taking "No" for an answer. It'll be the biggest mistake of your fucking lives."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
Get the I'm not taking "No" for an answermug. When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023
Get the Taking a Britishmug. An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.
by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013
Get the go take a selfiemug. (verb phrase)
“take care” / “gave take care” / “got take cared”
A modern slang expression used when someone (usually a boy) politely rejects, ghosts, or ends things with you in a way that feels lowkey respectful - but still hurts. “Take care” is what you say when someone ends communication with a vibe of soft detachment and emotional distance.
“take care” / “gave take care” / “got take cared”
A modern slang expression used when someone (usually a boy) politely rejects, ghosts, or ends things with you in a way that feels lowkey respectful - but still hurts. “Take care” is what you say when someone ends communication with a vibe of soft detachment and emotional distance.
“She gave me take care after three dates and a playlist.”
“It wasn’t even a hard ghost. He just said ‘wish you the best’ and dipped. Full take care.”
“It wasn’t even a hard ghost. He just said ‘wish you the best’ and dipped. Full take care.”
by mhra05 July 20, 2025
Get the take caremug. I'm taking everything from you
by • Intelligent Man • March 14, 2023
Get the I'm taking everything from youmug.