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Welcome (Old)

"Hey, Welcome (Old) is the best so- SHUT UP."
by CatterLover2022 May 11, 2022
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dirty old men

Dirty old men. Men who date girls that are young enough to be their daughter. Pedophilia energy. Finding girls in emotional distress. And using them for sex. Usually multiple women. 25-20 years younger than them. Mentally and emotionally stunted. Usually doing so because the girl “is dumb” and won’t hold him responsible for his actions.
The guys at the bars get older. The girls stay the same age. Dirty old men manipulating young girls.”
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The Old Colodaro Piggy Back

When you fuck a woman from behind in the snow and just as you're about to cum you jump on her back cuming all over it and she falls down in the snow.
I met this hot blonde Nadean at the bar on Snowshoe Mountain, she was so hot I took her off the closest bunny slope and gave her The Old Colodaro Piggy Back !!
by Imethisgirlastnight August 14, 2022
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squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.
When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!
by Flappy Dawg July 13, 2022
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How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are
"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU
by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022
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Colorguard old

A term used for Colorguard and Winterguard members .When you’re Young enough to still Participate in Drum corps (under 21) but have the bone structure and aches of a 90 year old person. Shin splits, knee problems, broken ankles, jammed fingers, pulled muscles and tendinitis is common when you’re Colorguard old. Generally used when You have been spinning since middle school or highschool, and are relatively young, but are old and feel as though you’re decaying physically.
Person 1: Man why are your Knees CRACKING like that during that squat?

Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.
by icantfeelyourtoes October 4, 2022
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Great Old Ones

A species of demigod like creatures written in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos like Cthulhu, Hastur, Rokon, etc; Most Great Old Ones are worshipped as gods in the mythos. Although considered malign; they are indifferent.
Great Old Ones slumbers under our very feet and must not be disturbed.
by FaultierHeart11 October 9, 2022
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