May 17

National boyfriend show their pp day

All boyfriends do this!!

GF“Hey today is may 17😉”
BF” oh yeah “*unzip*

by Kawaiitootrappy May 15, 2025

May 20th

National Ask someone that you are kinda friends with out day.not your crush just a friend

Hey you know how it’s may 20th ?wanna be my boyfriend

by Fuckablists May 19, 2021

May 12

National Masturbation/Send Nudes Day

Hey it’s May 12 time to have some fun

by Hehdbd May 12, 2022

Mai-li

Someone incredibly zesty with a tad of lesbian

You see those two women together yeah I bet it’s mai-li

by Caterpilkar325555 March 3, 2024

Du ma may

Du ma may

du ma may

by Du Ma May Keed October 18, 2022

May 4th

the BEST people are born on this day they say they are not but they are so yeah Anna :) thanks

The best people every they are superstars may 4th

by anonymous October 14, 2021

May 14

May 14 is propose to your girlfriend day. If your name is Alex, Elie, or Jack you have to propose to your girlfriend right now.

Jack: hey isn’t today May 14 you should ask sara to marry you today

Elie: You’re right ! I’m gonna go do that right now 💍

by toesuckingbutthole May 13, 2024