Jonagold law

Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.

Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!

by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020

sibling law

When mom and dad refuse to get involved with sibling problems and the siblings take action

“I don’t care about that”
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**

by LGG000 October 20, 2019

Law of Cosines

the worst shit you could ever witness in solving oblique triangles; more painful than Law of Sine.

“Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”

“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”

Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C

Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)

cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab

by kumicakes September 23, 2025

co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-great-great-grandchild's wife.

My great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Mittzir's law

When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.

I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries

by Gill Mesh July 3, 2021

2C1R-in-law

1- Second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed.

My 2C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021