I just shitted up my ass, I want a fortnite battlepass. If your girl buys you a fortnite battle pass you're instantly engaged unless she denies
Bro, my future wifey bought me the Fortnite BattlePass Now i gotta rape her grandma
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married
by Negrohunter87 November 11, 2022
Get the Fortnite Battle passmug. Fortnite is a bitch game about zombies and killing each other, it’s boring, play Minecraft, it’s about building, surviving, killing monsters with your friends. Fortnite copyrights dancing and shit from other game, I mean haven’t you noticed the revive card was stolen from Apex Legends where you get someone’s banner card or something then bring it to a revive thing? (I forgot what it was called but I think you get it by now)
Guy #1: I hate fortnite, what other game should I play?
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*
by A man with high standards July 27, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is the most gay game that has ever been made. It's a shitty copy of PUBG wich is a far more better game.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.
~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.
~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.
Daniel: Hey, wanna get online and play some fortnite?!
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.
Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.
Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.
by SIX-TEN March 22, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by JacobDaly123 August 25, 2023
Get the Fortnitemug. a game pubg players hate on only because they cant accept the fact that pubg is dying and fortnite is taking over
Fortnite player: hey you want to play fortnite
pubg player: no thanks i am not gay
Fortnite player: then why do you play pubg
pubg player: no thanks i am not gay
Fortnite player: then why do you play pubg
by TKRZ God May 3, 2018
Get the fortnitemug. A Disease created by the super corporation known as Epic Games, This company was Shat out by Satan himself. It Has proceeded to make millions and millions of dollars over the course of a year. Do come into contact with this Disease. Symptoms include: Diarrhea, and Evaporating into thin air after the severe diarrhea. Good luck.
by Mr. WEEDSMOKER December 17, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. This game fortnite is gay
by Yourbrothersoldersister October 8, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug.