Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais

0 rizz
0 bitches
But VERY handsome (such a cutie) 😍
very raspy and high pitched voice but pristine singer

Girl 1: did you see that boy flapping his arms around today?
Girl 2: yes it must have been bird
Bird: of course it was me ladies
Both Girls: get away from us you´re Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais

by elitespammer June 2, 2022

Bird

My friends name, she's a simp for Alan walker lol lol bird is a nice girl she's tOo sweet and like yeah shes my friend lol lol

A reason for the name bird

by Lisa lemon lizzy June 2, 2022

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

Bird

Any guy named Byron

That dude is such a bird

by Mr.bird April 5, 2022

bird

Government drones from Germany used to spy on people to start another uprising in WW3.
No seriously,
B) We
I) Are
R) Watching

D) You

"I just saw a bird stare into my window."
"oh that's just the German government watching you :)"

by IGotResearch <3 April 7, 2022

Cotrell Bird

Bird that eats other bird’s turds

The Cotrell Bird is eating that Pigeon’s doo doo.

by Receo April 11, 2022

Nighttime Birds

Majestic screeching birds that target their victims at night. Can be summoned by screaming “can you hear the nighttime birds?”

Can you hear the nighttime birds?
*screeching sounds*

by Regina Jolene April 13, 2022