Constantina day

a girl who’s deserves the world tries her hardest and does her best. she’s her hottest always and everywhere and the best friend and girlfriend you can have she is caring sweet productive smart and charismatic

BOY: “YO ITS CONSTANTINA DAY LETS CELEBRATE”

GIRL:”HELL YEAH DUDE”

*Gets drunk and eats cake*

by N-4T_ August 4, 2022

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Russia Day

Day of shame and humiliation

-Hey what day is it today?
-Oh today is Russia Day

by UkrainianWhisperer June 12, 2022

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Parker’s Day

a carnival that’s not really a carnival where all the teens go to hangout because they have nothing else to do

John: You goin to Parker’s day tonight?

David: Nah fam that’s the wackiest carnival ever

by yoyrmom June 12, 2022

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Furman Day

Every year June 19th is celebrated by trying to stop your friends from having intercourse with your man.

Hell never fuck my man this furman day

by Calvary29 June 15, 2022

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Quarentines day

A mash up between the words valentines and quarantine. Quarentines day is the day the packages arrive you ordered from Amazon. Said packages must contain gifts for your SO/family member/room-mate that you have been quarantined with. The gifts are usually to smooth over squabbles caused by cabin fever.

I ordered my girl a foot massager for Quarentines Day. There’s no way she will still be mad at me after Amazon hits the porch.

by Parts Daddy June 22, 2022

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