New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

Old YBA

"OMG OLD YBA WAS BETTER UZU SUCKS ASS OMG!!!11! OLD YBA WAS BETTER ONG"

the 1 shot sptw combo from old yba:

"Hey Jimmy, do you remember Old YBA? I heard it's better than YBA right now. Sounds like cap to me tbh."

by BombuClauduo April 3, 2023

old age

A slang term that refers to the increase of death rate with each passing year past the age of 20, which happens after someone has previously had all-time low death rate throughout childhood and adolescence

Ever since I hit 21, I feel like I'm in the 'old age' zone—every birthday feels like a countdown now!

by Emotional Cruiser October 10, 2025

Old Snatcher

When you faggotize a divorced older man.

"I'm such an Old Snatcher. I love older divorced dudes."

by slaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy69 August 10, 2023

Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19

Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️〽️ER July 22, 2019