Crack Bears

Synonymous with "Gummy Bears." The comparison is made to Crack because of its addictive properties and the fact that both are unhealthy to consume in mass quantities.

Also sometimes associated with a sugar high.

What do you want to eat? I got Twizzlers, Snickers, and Crack Bears.

by I C.U.P. February 27, 2011

The Round Bear

A short but handsome male who secretly reciprocates feelings toward another male coworker and is also involved in fornication activities with another coworkers mother.

Dave is The Round Bear

by bham69420 January 2, 2023

Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.

Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.

by User 98702 October 25, 2023

popa bear

A person who has an unusual attraction to animals especially sheep. Aka sheep shagger.

That sheep is walking funny, must have found a Popa bear last night.

by MuffinMuncher 1984 December 2, 2017

Aly bear

Someone that acts very friendly.

Bro you are so Aly bear .
He is very Aly bear.

by alusian boar December 25, 2023

Choochy Bear

A funny bear that always makes you laugh .

I always get a good laugh when I hang out with Choochy Bear .

by The queen of England April 16, 2021