Urban Dictionary

A place where coping losers go to portray their enemies/opponents as inferior by making false definitions.

Aha! I've redefined my high school bully as "a poo poo head" on Urban Dictionary! Seethe, Roger!

by Crimson03Ghost February 12, 2023

urban dictionary

best thing ever so nice and not critical

kid: have u read my name on urban dictionary its so cool
other kid: yeah it says u crush tons of pussy

by fuckuollie May 27, 2020

Urban Dictionary

It is this damn website you are on if you are stupid, and its full of people who say weird stuff in their definitions, and obviously, its urban, because it is full of people, and can you even tell by the ****ing name!? OH and also if you do not know what "urban" means, then you are a 1st grader. You can know what it means here: OH AND I CAN NOT TYPE LINKS!
oh, f***ing b***ch stuff, MAN! THAt s s**t!

Dumbhead: Hey, I am looking up "gay" in the Urban Dictionary!

Loser: WT* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?

Dumbhead: Two boys marrying?

Loser: WHY YOU SEARCH WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW, DUMBHEAD!

Dumbhead: I'm already called Dumbhead.

by cxr4 June 8, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website that contains sex-related words in every other definition.

Person 1: I like Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Bro, that's gay as fuck. Use the Merriam-Webster Dictionary instead. It's way fucking more reliable than this bullshit.

by Kingdom Of Rhodesia February 18, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Hmmm...
I wonder... what is it?
YOU SPECIFICALLY CAME TO THIS WEBSITE TO SEARCH FOR THIS WEBSITE

Person 1: "Bro what's urban dictionary?"
Person 2: "BROTHER YOU ARE SEARCHING IT ON URBAN FKING DICTIONARY"

by TheLongestUsernameThatCanNever August 12, 2023

The middle of the Urban Dictionary

The Center of the Urban Dictionary, where as long as people write more posts, sooner or later every definition will be in the exact center of the Urban Dictionary one day. As long as definitions aren't rejected.

"I can't wait until my definition makes it to the middle of the Urban Dictionary! Oh wait, it got rejected :("

by Anonymous Dankster December 2, 2017

Urban dictionary

To neuter a beast

Guy 1 : why does your dog looks so sad?
Guy 2 : oh! The mfer underwent a painful urban dictionary

by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023