Tiger Shark 

it looks like a tiger, which makes it cool. it also will eat anything from tires to entire knight suits. they can get up to 20 to 25 feet long. when they get older their stripes disappear. these guys are some of the most aggressive sharks around. be careful around them as they can be found in shallow waters

"Yo the Tiger Shark is pretty cool."
"Yeah, but have you heard of a Great White?"

Tiger Shark by gamermoment1 October 4, 2020

tighter than bark on a tree 

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

tighter than bark on a tree by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020

Tiger 

ti·ger
/ˈtīɡər/
noun
Won't let anyone touch it after the divorce.

Goes mlem mlem mlem with its tongue.

A trembling tiger came home at five, after his second divorce he couldn't keep the cubs.

Tiger by Demand 1213 October 6, 2020

Tight 

(Plural) Attractive slim young women, generally in tight or revealing clothing.

There was loads of tight in the bar last night.

Tight by MrKipper October 9, 2020

Tigerton Buttchug

Campsite 30. Tigerton WI. One bottle of Boone’s Farm in the ass. One shitty ass wafer cookie. 6 am on a Sunday morning taking communion with chocolate wafer cookies getting baptized and hammered via butt chugs all morning.

Hey Brian wanna go down to the annual Tigerton buttchug?

Ralph you know we go every year

Brian I got the Boones farm

I got the l cookies

Tigerton Buttchug by Hero110099 October 9, 2020

Tigerton Buttchug

Campsite 30. Tigerton WI. One bottle of Boone’s Farm in the ass. One shitty ass wafer cookie. 6 am on a Sunday morning taking communion with chocolate wafer cookies getting baptized and hammered via butt chugs all morning.

Hey Brian wanna go down to the annual Tigerton buttchug?

Ralph you know we go every year

Brian I got the Boones farm

I got the l cookies

Tigerton Buttchug by Hero110099 October 9, 2020

Tight little bush 

A chili plant with an attractive shape, dense foliage with many flowers and perfectly straight main stem.

Oh, you see that pot over there? That’s a tight little bush.

Tight little bush by Chilly Man October 10, 2020