I Guess Me Moment

to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing

friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"

by K87 November 20, 2009

Hilly Moment

It's when u feel suicidal on the internet but you're doing it for attention from simps

I got gangbanged and i wanna do a hilly moment

by ilovemalehorses September 11, 2022

Dreis Moment

When you accidentally pass out in a pool on spring break and path row up in the pool and almost drown until your mom pulls you out

Person 1: “yo did you see that dreis moment yesterday.”
Person 2: “yeah the dude almost died that could’ve been bad.”

by Brianed October 26, 2022

Saumya Moment

A really stupid/dumb/ retarded move, or making a moment very awkward/bad/idiotic
Named after one of the stupidest, most useless, and most trash girl in the world: Saumya Kumari

Saumya does saumya moments throughout her daily life.

by ]NIGGERSUCKINGCRISPYMUNCHYDICK April 27, 2022

Nike Moment

When you act entirely on impulse (probably followed by few thoughts)

Dude, i couldn't help myself! i asked her out, it was a total nike moment

by mcviibe January 11, 2009

Cole moment

When my homie Cole does something stupid and/or funny.

When Cole got hammered and jumped off the roof, that was a real Cole moment

by Ho Chi Mihn October 11, 2020

Kylie and Rylie moment

when your name is Kylie and your friends name is Rylie and you have a moment!

They both have 💀 parents that is such a Kylie and Rylie moment.

by Justdis May 12, 2024