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suck my dick

your about to put your lips on someones dick
and suck that shit
by sillwyywyw February 18, 2022
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Suck Duck Moron

Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.
What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?
by MC Vet November 10, 2020
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Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out
by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022
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suck-up

always does what another person says they should do, is never rude even if that person is rude to them and always speaks highly of them
Janet: Oh god, there they go again.. Don't they know how much of a bitch Bryan is to them?
Emily: Don't bother, they're a huge suck-up
by salmonskinroll March 25, 2022
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cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?
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A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
by boeing737229 December 25, 2019
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