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tire-eye coordination

The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)
Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!
by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
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shit my eye

"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"
by Johnny eye shutter January 28, 2017
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snake eye pee

Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".
"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"
by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014
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cum shot to the eye

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight
by master.oogwey69420 July 29, 2020
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Shaggy Pirate Eye

A euphemism for the vagina.
Holy crap, I really did not need to see her shaggy pirate eye!
by sirmackieman September 2, 2010
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emotional black eye

A sharp public humiliation or visible emotional trauma.
An example of emotional black eye -- getting dumped on Twitter.
by bookworm73 June 23, 2010
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Snake Eye Punisher

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault
last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher
by NigerianDipstick March 23, 2023
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